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Darcy Ainsley ([personal profile] totalmilf) wrote in [community profile] portalhopping2022-10-05 10:45 pm

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( When the video starts up, Darcy is in the car on her way to the apartments, her expression drawn with discontentment. )

Okay, seriously...you have to stop bringing me through that portal right before the holidays. I know I'm the master of holiday feasts, but it's a bit much, now.

( She gives the camera a knowing smirk and rolls her eyes. The timing of this place...good God.

In the background, a little boy can be heard screaming "Hulk SMASH!" just before a second one cries out in the wake of a slapping sound. Mooooom! comes next and Darcy, without looking away from the camera, takes a deep breath, closes her eyes in a very slow blink, lets the breath out in a heavy sigh. The camera shifts slightly as she turns toward the towheaded twins beside her. )


HEY! Conner, stop hitting. Clark, quit whining. You want to see Spider-Man? You have to behave. Spider-Man is a very busy guy and he doesn't have enough time to visit if you're going to be fighting. So, knock it off.

( At the mention of Spider-Man, the boys immediately settle with only the smallest whimpers of protest at the idea of missing out.

Darcy turns back to the camera, lowering her voice significantly so the twins won't hear. )


Peter, I really hope you're still here and I didn't just set myself up for failure.

( Her volume returns to normal as she continues. )

Anyway, so on that note, rollcall? Clark, Conner, Casey, Allison, Peter, Cindy, Prim, Steve, Dean, and Stanley, please raise your hands if you're still around.
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[personal profile] offtheboard 2022-10-06 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Stan has a soft smile on his face as he, literally, raises his hand and turns it into a wave. On the other side Olivia has her head against his shoulder sleepily, but she copies his movement, the other hand occupied with her thumb in her mouth.]

Hey stranger, I'm still here. Surprised to see you back but it looks like the portals are at it again - probably not done either.

[Stan gives Darcy an apologetic look for that, despite the fact that it's not his fault.]

Looks like the boys are good and wound up - you need a hand or anything when you get to the apartments?
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[personal profile] offtheboard 2022-10-06 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Stan grins at the woman and her boys in the car.]

I tried to talk her into just slowing down if not stopping, but it didn't work very well.

[He shrugs with a chuckle as Olivia lifts her head and grins with a small, joyful 'hiiiiiii' - complete with plenty of extra syllables.]

I wouldn't want to be in your shoes, but hopefully you can stay grounded here and not be tossed around until they can figure out how to get you wherever you want to be most.

[Stanley shrugs.]

I might be able to talk her into walking on her own a couple of steps before she wants up again, but you've got your hands full and have to settle in all over again for the moment and I'm pretty sure I still owe you from the last time you were here and how much you helped me out.
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[personal profile] offtheboard 2022-10-08 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
It's like they have to eat or something.

[Stan grins at his daughter, pressing a kiss to her forehead almost automatically.]

I keep getting offered outs for things I offer, is it something about my face? [Stan is smiling, though.] Tell you what - I'll let you settle in and then Liv and I will come for a visit - she and I just got back from a trip anyway and she's been a little fussy since we got back, anyway. I have a feeling they'll like seeing Prim more than me and Liv for the moment anyway and we can catch up later.
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[personal profile] offtheboard 2022-10-08 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds good - I'm holding you to that, then. We'll stop by in a half an hour, just let me know what apartment you wind up in. That gives her plenty of time to get over her case of the sleepies and be up for a visit.

[Stan smiles.]

We'll see you in a little bit - and if I can bring anything that would help let me know.
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[personal profile] offtheboard 2022-10-08 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
Stan hears a voice from the door and his brow furrows - Bev's not here anymore (though she had a key and a welcome to come by any time when she was) and the voice is decidedly not-Eddie. "Who's that, hm?" Stan asks the child in his arms, looking down at her round face as he stands up from the comfortable chair that he was sitting in with his daughter, it's the same one that he reads her stories to her in before bedtime and tucking her into her crib.

Olivia lifts her head up at the sound, clearly curious as Stan moves to come out of the bedroom with Olivia beating him in calling back a girlish, squealed, "Haiii!" As Stan grins. "Hello - Darcy!" Stan almost feels it's her before he sees her, coming out of the hallway and into the main living area, spotting the twins and the beautiful woman who helped him so much early in his fatherhood journey. The toddler in Stan's arms seems to brighten seeing the boys, patting her father excitedly on the shoulder as she waves and points at them.

"We live here.... hi boys someone's excited to see you." Stan chuckles and looks back at the bedrooms - there's one open. And he's pretty sure that he and Darcy are going to come to that same conclusion very quickly, and there's a bit of disappointment that there isn't another bedroom free because Stan knows that he likes her company, and the boys'.
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[personal profile] offtheboard 2022-10-09 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
"I have a feeling someone either made a clerical error or a mistake in forgetting the number of occupants in the apartment." Stan offers, a small sympathetic look crossing his face. He really wishes the apartment had enough bedrooms for them all, but that through is brushed away because wishing for another room to appear won't exactly do him any good. They've got to come up with a practical solution up until they can figure out a solution for Darcy and the boys.

Either way, Stan is just happy to see the familiar faces - grown and growing.

"But yeah there's only one room open - I have Liv set up in the one on the right and I'm in the master." Stan explains - already thinking that he could offer the master up for the boys, the other up for Darcy, and he could room in his daughter's room with her for the night. Or the couch. And then tomorrow they could always figure out things on the clerical side. Somehow he has a feeling that it's all going to work out and it won't be too bad, though, so he doesn't feel the creep of stress along the back of his neck.

"Conner there's a basket by the door over there - there's foam blocks and some other toys in there that shouldn't be too heavy for you, buddy, you guys can play with those with her." Stan offers as he moves to pull out the mat and sets Olivia down in her little corner of the living room that he's made before his attention turns back to Darcy.

"I've never had a roommate here, honestly - but I've never heard of it happening either." Stan offers apologetically. "This could be a first, honestly."
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[personal profile] offtheboard 2022-10-09 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
"My stuff is in the master, but we could put the boys in there and you take the extra and I'll bunk with Liv or on the couch? That way they can have enough space for the moment." Stan suggests - feeling like they wins definitely need enough of their own space considering there are two of them. Then there's the fact that he can't quite help but be, at least a little bit, of a gentleman. Darcy should have some space for the time that she's stuck here, even if it's only for a weekend.

Stan waves the offer that Darcy makes after her peek in on the boys away automatically. "It's already a lot coming in, going through everything, and lugging you and two kids here - I think we can make this work while you settle back in. So that's not even on the table, don't worry." Stan's eyes twinkle a little with the smile pulling at his face, the scars around his eyes wrinkling in places as he reassures Darcy and looks over at the boys, watching as Olivia takes the block from Conner and shakes it excitedly before placing it carefully in front of her before clapping - babbles with plenty of 'dad' and 'da' and 'ed' syllables thrown in for good measure.

"I have no idea what she's suggesting as an alternative, but I'm sure whichever tower you decide on will look great." Stan grins at Darcy and then nods, gesturing toward the kitchen. "I always keep a pot on, actually." He moves, hand hovering near her back to escort her into the kitchen area, or rather toward a seat, well within line of sight of the kids. He slips around her after she nears the island and the stools and pulls her a mug down, pouring it and then moving to place it on the countertop of the island. "I've got half and half, almond milk, or a little bit of hazelnut creamer left - preference?"
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[personal profile] offtheboard 2022-10-12 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yes, ma'am." Stanley holds his hands up in a mock surrender (and an eagle eye might notice the distinct lack of a wedding band on his left hand) - knowing that he won't be winning this particular argument. And Stan has learned not to second guess his sense of knowing over the years. Still, as he drops his hands there's a warm smile on his face for the brunette. "I know better than to argue something I can't win." Stanley sends Darcy a wink.

He's doing a lot better, feeling a lot better too, than he was when Darcy was here before.

There have been a number of changes in his life since, though. Olivia definitely made a difference here, but Stanley also has been working to come to terms with the fact that he has to make a life here and leave behind what he can no longer have. As much as he hates that he and Patty can't be together anymore... he knows that she'd never be able to handle being brought here even if he wanted to push someone to try. She wouldn't thrive, she'd never understand all of this, and it would probably slowly drive her insane. She'd be miserable. He, himself, still struggles, but it's either accept and move forward or don't and waste this opportunity.

Stan is not wasteful.

"Hazelnut it is." Stan nods, pulling the creamer out and sitting it out on the counter so that she can pour her own. A chuckle escapes as Stan rubs the back of his neck. "Some habits die hard - for as much as I've adapted this is one of the things that I haven't let go of yet." He shrugs before retrieving his own mug from the sink where he'd left it for later and pouring his own coffee, adding a small splash of the half and half as he tracks Clark's journey over into the kitchen and smiling warmly at the mother and child interaction before waving her off immediately.

"Go for it - I think Olivia and I can handle him for a few minutes." IF what Stan remembers is accurate Con is the easier twin to watch anyway, not that Clark is bad, but he can't see it being difficult. Taking a sip from his coffee, Stan then leaves it on the counter to return to as he moves into the living room to check on the other two children in the apartment - seemingly both content stacking blocks if Olivia's toothy smile and occasional squeal and trill are any indication. Now, the stacking could probably use some work, but the toddler is clearly happy to have a playmate handing her blocks at the ready. It's natural and automatic that he perches himself on the arm of the couch to watch the two of them with a grin.

Though it does make Stan regret not getting her involved in some daycare to make more little friends, considering the lack of small children in the Displaced Supers population. Darcy will be around until they figure out how to send people back, and he knows he shouldn't be glad to have her back, but he is anyway.
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[personal profile] offtheboard 2022-10-13 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
"Huh - maybe they forgot about Olivia...?" Stan tries to logic through the decision to pair them in the same apartment. It doesn't really make sense, unfortunately, to the accountant. It could still be a clerical error, but having five people in a three-bedroom apartment, even when two of them could share, isn't going to be ideal no matter what way Stan spins it. And there's a little bit of disappointment there because he wouldn't mind sharing with someone like Darcy who he can't help but feel like would be a respectful roommate who understands the whole parenting thing. "I'm not sure, but we'll figure it out - I'll help."

Stan offers shooting Darcy a smile.

"He's really good with her, actually." Stan notes, looking up at Darcy from his perch with a smile. "I haven't gotten her much play time with other kids, honestly - outside of the park." Stan admits, uncrossing his arms and lifting a hand to the pack of his neck to rub lightly before he stands and heads back into the kitchen and toward the seat he put his coffee mug in front of. "I get it - I can barely believe how big she is when I think back to when she first came home." Stan smiles to himself as he lifts his mug for a sip and looks over toward the kids.

"We just got back from Atlanta not that long ago, actually - I went up there for some business and... I guess because I missed it, that's where I lived back in my world." Stan explains with a shrug. "Other than that... not much of excitement. She loves hanging out with her Uncle Eds - though my other friends have all gone back, unfortunately." Stan sits his mug down, knowing that he won't be seeing any of them any time soon, which is sad because he would rather have them here.

"What about you - what have you and the boys been up to back home? Did you get pulled away from anything important?"
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[personal profile] offtheboard 2022-10-15 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
"Honestly me neither - in terms of someone they could put in here with us you and the boys are one of the better choices, even temporarily." Stan shares with a small smile. He's not sure if it's okay to admit that or not, but there are very few people that Stan thinks that he could live with, truth be told. Darcy, though, makes the cut and maybe Eddie - there are a number of other people here, though perfectly nice, Stan can't imagine being comfortable sharing space with them. And that's just the truth of it.

Stan is organized - to whatever degree he can be with a small child now - and particular in some very specific ways. He's not entirely OCD, though there are moments - at least he manages to keep it from getting too bad, though he might have Olivia to thank for that.

"It's got to be sort of hard for them getting bounced around as much as they have - you must be doing a hell of a lot right for them to wind up as well adjusted as I've gathered they do." Stan compliments, thinking about how different it could have been for them had they not had a great mom. Hell, Stan's one of the lucky Losers, but then you think about Eddie or Bill and it's a miracle they turned out the way that they did.

"Patty and I were pretty happy in Atlanta - and we went down to Charlotte a few times and it's gorgeous there. Miami... I could probably take or leave, to tell you the truth." Stan grins a little before giving a shrug. "It's okay - as long as they're happy I'm good and they're still alive there, so... it is what it is." Stan decides, lifting his mug to take a sip and sitting the mug back down.

"Sounds like your time back home was way more eventful." Stan notes as he leans to the left, looking at the tattoo that she shows him before realizing he probably shouldn't look very long, all things considered, and he sits back upright. "I can't imagine needing something like that - and at least it's mostly calm here even with incoming people." Stan shrugs before a laugh bubbles up.

"Don't I know it - she's already got me and Eddie wrapped around her teeny tiny fingers. I know I wasn't sure about doing this when the opportunity came up initially, but it's probably been the best decision I've ever made." Stan shares, his eyes drifting over to his daughter with so much love.
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[personal profile] offtheboard 2022-10-18 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"If the apartment were a four-bedroom it would be a non-issue, honestly." Stan notes with a bit of a shrug. Lifting his mug to his lips, Stan takes a small sip of his coffee, not really regretting the admission because it's the truth. And he gets the sense that it's not a bad thing to admit anyway - in fact there's a piece of stan that can feel the settling of knowledge that they would be able to cohabitate really well. And maybe that's the part of him that can't help but wish that they had the room for them to stay.

That and the fact that he genuinely enjoys the company.

"You're welcome - and we'll just have to hope that this isn't a continued habit because you and the boys deserve the dimensional stability... even though I know you're sort of a pro by this point." Stan smiles at the single mother, a bit in awe at how she does it with not one...two children, and not just a couple of inter-dimensional trips on top of that fact. She's been through this so much that she's unflappable in terms of the transition from one world into the next and it's both impressive and admirable - and yet Stan finds himself little sad for Darcy because it has to be a lot on her shoulders, and it can't be easy. He can't imagine what he would do with just Olivia in her shoes. He wouldn't handle it as well, he knows that.

It's taken all of this time for him to feel settled here with his one child and any change to his routine or life here would be just as hard for him to swallow as his arrival had been. It'd taken him months, so long, to just get used to the idea that he was alive again and that he needed to live. And even though he's doing better with that now it doesn't mean that he isn't still working to embrace his new life in some ways, but he is trying.

"It's nice - I wouldn't know it were more than just you choosing a design you like had you not said anything." Stan offers, putting his coffee mug back down and trying to keep his eyes somewhere much safer than Darcy's bare skin. "And I mean this as least offensively as possible, but I would not want to be where you came from, I just can't imagine myself managing in a world like that, so you're much stronger than me." Just like his friends are all much stronger than him.

Stan is nothing if not self-aware.

"Guess parenthood knocks all of the expectations and extra crap out of its way eventually for some of us - it definitely has a way of changing people in some way or the other." Stan smiles at the kids and then at Darcy, looking down as his hair falls forward a little on his forehead, having gotten a little longer since the last time that Darcy had seen him. "Well thank you - I really wasn't sure it was ever going to be in the cards for me, but now that it is I'm really happy. I think that she's the reason I'm accepting and moving forward with my life here now." Stan shrugs.
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[personal profile] littleducktails 2022-10-06 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no - the portals really aren't working right again... you're like the third or fourth person to come in that definitely wasn't intended.

[Prim worries her lip for a moment with a sigh but manages a smile to follow up with as she waves at Darcy and the boys.]

I'm still here - hi boys. [Prim smiles at Darcy in particular, lowering her voice.] Peter's still here - there are two of him, technically now, they're from different universes.
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[personal profile] littleducktails 2022-10-06 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
They had them under control for a little while... nobody who didn't choose to come through had come through until these past couple of weeks.

[Prim shrugs with a bit of a tilt in her head as she tucks her hair behind her ears. She gives Darcy a smile as well.]

I'm not going anywhere, this is my home - I think Steve and Stanley are the only other people that you were looking for that are still here, though. There have been a number of people that chose to go back home for different reasons, I'm sorry.

[Prim offers a sympathetic look that melts into a smile at the boys.]

I'm not sure, but he's older and from a different universe where different things happened, I guess - and Peter, the one we know, knew him.
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[personal profile] littleducktails 2022-10-07 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Prim nods, though a little sadly - as much as she likes all of the people who have come through the portal it's not great that some of them don't want to be here. And it's always sad when they decide to leave, even if it's always the right thing for those people.]

Me too. Do you need any help when you get to the apartments - I just got home and I'm happy to help?

[Prim offers, remembering that Darcy's boys were a bit energetic - and she likes kids, anyway.]

It is a little wild - Peter knows his... multiverse alternate self, I don't know if that's the right way to put it, but he'd met him, I suppose. So it didn't seem to throw him off very much. I think he's the only person this has happened to, though. I'm not sure what it means, but he might know if you ask him.

[Prim shrugs.]
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[personal profile] littleducktails 2022-10-08 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Well, thank you for the heads up - I'm sure that they'll be fine though - and I like kids. They have me do all of the appointments for families because I'm more patient with the kids when they come in to find a pet at work.

[Prim tries to reassure Darcy, hoping she doesn't sound full of herself.]

I have some snack mix that I made - is it okay if I bring them some?

[Prim asks, figuring that settling in might take a moment and getting the boys a snack can help reign them in a little bit too.]

That's not a very nice way of thinking of yourself... and you never know, even if things had been different something else could have happened. I'm sure Peter will answer whatever he can, though, knowing him.

[Prim smiles and looks down.]
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[personal profile] littleducktails 2022-10-08 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
I won't be uncomfortable - even if I'm not exactly the same I've got a heads up and I think I can handle it.

[Prim smiles.]

You don't have to worry, though - it doesn't have a lot of sugar, so it won't add to any hyperness that they have going on.

[Prim reassures, knowing that that could be a worry. Though there's a bit of a soft... sympathetic, maybe tinged sad look on her face at the way that Darcy talks about herself.]

I don't want to be offensive - that just sounds... sad. I'm sorry that that's who you grew into before, but I'm glad that you grew up and became you.

[Prim offers, even not knowing her as well as the other version of her but she can't help but be honest. Before very quickly going a little wide-eyed and shaking her head as her cheeks color pink.]

He is the best. And there's no look - Peter is a good friend.
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[personal profile] littleducktails 2022-10-08 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
Guess I'm pretty similar across universes, then. I kind of like that, though.

[Prim grins.]

Sounds like you needed them as much as they did you.

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I mean, I'm not a cheerleader here, but.... I like him, I don't know if he likes me. We're just friends, I've never gone for it before or anything. And I think that before he came back here he had a bit of a hard time back home. I want him to feel safe and comfortable here.

[Prim is beat red as she rubs the back of her neck.]

I don't know if he likes me like that - and I don't want to make anything weird for him or anything. Or hurt our friendship.
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[personal profile] littleducktails 2022-10-08 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know - it feels like it could be a little bit manipulative. And I don't want to put him under pressure or on the spot, you know?
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[personal profile] littleducktails 2022-10-08 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sure - and it doesn't put you in an awkward position?
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[personal profile] littleducktails 2022-10-08 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
If you're sure.

[Prim grins - cheeks almost tomato colored.]
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[personal profile] klebrige 2022-10-07 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa, Darcy? You're back?

[ though the fact that she doesn't seem altogether convinced she'd planned to come here is alarming - if the portals are acting up again, that means there's the chance that people might come and go unannounced. he doesn't want that.

a problem for a peter a few hours from now. ]


It's me! And uh, totally got your back. Tell them Spider-Man is very busy and he doesn't have time for people who misbehave. But I don't know if that will work.

[ a small smile - ] It's good to see you!
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[personal profile] klebrige 2022-10-07 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
It's been a while. A little over a year. But I gotta admit I just got back here myself. Turns out the portals are on the fritz again, so I guess it's good they pulled me back when they did.

[ it's easier not to mention everything else that happened - he's still getting used to the idea of May being here but not back home. reconciling everything here with home is difficult, but at least if he gets the portals fixed he might have some more control over that. ]

Are you okay? And it seems like Connor and Clark are good. My Aunt May is here, by the way - you'll have to meet her sometime. I think... well, I think you two would get along.
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[personal profile] klebrige 2022-10-08 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ peter's brow pinches when she admits she just showed up and he lets out a little huff. ]

I'll have to go to the labs then. See what's going on.

[ his mind is far away for a moment, working out possibly problems and solutions. if the portals are malfunctioning, truly, then there's a chance the people he cares for here might be sent back home.

he doesn't want that for prim. for five. for anyone. ]


I'll definitely introduce you. Or invite you to family dinner or something, if you want? It's all kind of complicated but I think you two would get along pretty well. Even if it means bad news for me, you know?