Alice: A framed copy of Caleb's acceptance letter to Eglaf Community College with a psychology focus of study (see? now that he knows something he can focus on again, thanks to Dr. Bright, he can get back to work; he wasn't just dicking around, after all!) and $100 in gift cards, $50 to Amazon and $50 in a Visa Vanilla Card. Alyssa:This t-shirt Joan: A nameplate for her new desk that looks like this but with the correct last name on it. Laura:This, but in a hoodie Rikki: (bc yes he remembers you) A t-shirt in this style but that says: I've traveled interdimensionally through time more than once & all I got was this stupid t-shirt Sally: A $50 gift certificate for her favorite nail salon Steve: A $50 gift card for a local sports equipment store (so he can start his own collection of fitness gear considering he'll need to keep on top of that shit while he's in the police academy training) Sally & Steve: A card with a heartfelt note about how important they are to him, enclosed inside is an appointment card for an all expenses paid couples spa day. Also, a small box when, unwrapped, contains boarding passes and an itinerary for the three of them to go on an all inclusive cruise to the Caribbean the week of Valentine's Day (and yes, yes he did save the shit out of his stipends for the past several months to make all of this happen, thanks for asking!)
Chrissy: 4 Tickets to see a local production of The Black Swan, a ballet barre with turning board, a pair of UGG Tasman slippers in pink (because they're all the rage rn for Gen Z so why not?), a pair of UGG boots in gray, and a $250 gift card for Ulta. Eddie K: A 12-month package of massages at a local spa. Eddie M:A Vintage Fender 1966 Mustang Solid Body Electric Guitar May: A manila envelope with Moms Weekend scrawled in neat script across the front. Inside, a note from Darcy explaining that the weekend can take place whenever and wherever they want and includes a sample packet from a local travel agency with placeholder boarding passes, hotel brochures, meal and drink vouchers, and spa brochures. Darcy's note: May,
You might not be a biological mom, but you're a mom all the same and moms need to pamper themselves once in a while. I was able to finagle a deal with Eddie, Stan and Chrissy for a long weekend. I can make it work whenever. We can pick anywhere in the world, with any spa package. My travel agent will get us a good deal, my treat (and don't fucking argue, either, I don't want to hear it; you're going), all you have to pay for is a passport if you don't have one already. I'm thinking Fiji, personally, but I'm flexible. Pick the time and the place and let's have a girls' weekend. Love you bitch, ~♥~ Darce Olivia: A subscription to Lovevery Prim:A cat tree for her kitty and a $500 Visa gift card since she realized belatedly that she doesn't really know this Prim's fashion sense. Stan: ...Stan can't open most of his gifts in front of the kids. But he can open a gift bag with a bottle of Sojourn Cellars Oakville Cabernet Sauvignon 2019 and a mirror selfie of Darcy wearing this set of PJs with a sticky note covering it (he can lift it to peek but the kids are less likely to accidentally see this way) telling him he can "unwrap the rest after the kids go to bed ;)"
Chrissy:This hoodie, a $500 Visa gift card with for clothes written in the memo line, and a $500 gift card to Sephora. Darcy & the twins: A gift basket containing these wine bottles, water crackers, and cheese curds; three puzzles and a Lego set for Conner; and a toy electric guitar set for Clark (sorry Darce and Stan) Eddie M: A set of personalized guitar picks (they say his name on them, NOT "Love Always" lmfao), and $75 gift card to Guitar Center with a note that says I wanted to get you some new strings, but I had no idea what I should be looking for and I took pity on the poor guy that was trying to help my dumb ass and just went for the gift card so you can get the right ones on your own. Sorry man, I tried! Merry Christmas. -Eds Laura:A bump box subscription for 12 months, this mug, this gift box, this necklace, and a coupon book of vouchers for bi-monthly full body massages that start as regular Swedish massages and switch to pregnancy massages the further you flip through the book. Olivia: Let's be real, he went overboard and I'm not gonna make a list. Lots of clothes, age-appropriate toys, bath toys, etc. Prim:This tea chest, this cold brew tea bottle, and this tea kettle Sally:This poly-heart bracelet and this mug Stan: for each of the first six days of Hanukkah, he'll get one of these bottles of wine, for the seventh day, this gift box of craft beer, and on the eighth day, This mug
Darcy & The twins - A set of family PJS for all of them on the first night (blue & white) and chocolate coins and a small toy for the remaining nights of Hanukkah. For Darcy a giftbox & nice charcuterie board with kosher dried nuts and snack foods to go with their wines. For Christmas This necklace with the boys' birthstone, Darcy's, and Olivia's (listed as from the boys and Olivia) and a gift certificate for manis and pedis. And for the boys clothes, stretchy spiderman toys, and various other toys. Eddie K - Beer gift basket delivered in pieces over the course of Hannukah & 2 photos in nice frames of Olivia one with Santa and the other of her looking up at the Menorah with fascination on Christmas signed from Olivia Lydia - A spa gift certificate & additional one for manis/pedis & a gift basket Chrissy & Eddie - Giftcards & giftbaskets (cozy one with blanket and relaxation stuff in it for Chrissy & a treat/snack basket for Eddie), from Olivia & the twins on the tag.
Derek - This mug with the due date on it, a set of gourmet coffees to try out, a stocking for Chance (with his favorite treats, toys, etc), this metal art piece for his wall, and a nice/warm sweater. Izzy - This mug, lacrosse pads (good ones), boots, clothes (she knows better than to get you an outright gift card Izzy), & a new lacrosse bag for her equipment. (Hawk got a similar sort of haul catered to him) The Pack (Hawk, Izzy, Derek, Remus, Hermione, Eddie) - All invited over for a big dinner. The werewolves in the pack all get nice, comfy sweaters too. Everyone but Derek, Eddie, & Izzy get a candle but instead of we're having a baby it says pack baby incoming with estimated due date. Eddie - A couple of books for first time dads (ones she knows he hasn't already gotten), the dad bump box gift redeemable at his point of choosing, this mug but it says future above DILF, a keychain because he's part of the pack, and a digital picture frame with a picture of the pregnancy test & them with a little note about adding the rest of the journey to it as they go. Lydia - Mani/Pedi gift certificate, yes you get a sweater too but it's a cute one, nail polish set, several candles, and this mug w/ her name and a little note inside basically telling Lydia that's if she wants (clearly despite the fact that they haven't talked AS much in a while). Caleb - Giftcard to pick out a couple of videogames, yes you get a pack sweater too (even if you've got your own thing going on and y'all haven't talked as much), and this coffee smelling candle with expected due date at bottom. Pietro - A nice sweater without holes cause buddy you need it, a charcuterie gift basket, and a nice coffee candle. Remus - Chocolate gift basket, a stack of books (recommendations from Laura clearly), and a tea mug. Hermione - Stack of books (recommendations), 3 comfy but cute outfits, a tea mug
Gifts from Caleb
Alyssa: This t-shirt
Joan: A nameplate for her new desk that looks like this but with the correct last name on it.
Laura: This, but in a hoodie
Rikki: (bc yes he remembers you) A t-shirt in this style but that says:
I've traveled
interdimensionally
through time
more than once
& all I got was this
stupid
t-shirt
Sally: A $50 gift certificate for her favorite nail salon
Steve: A $50 gift card for a local sports equipment store (so he can start his own collection of fitness gear considering he'll need to keep on top of that shit while he's in the police academy training)
Sally & Steve: A card with a heartfelt note about how important they are to him, enclosed inside is an appointment card for an all expenses paid couples spa day. Also, a small box when, unwrapped, contains boarding passes and an itinerary for the three of them to go on an all inclusive cruise to the Caribbean the week of Valentine's Day (and yes, yes he did save the shit out of his stipends for the past several months to make all of this happen, thanks for asking!)
Gifts from Pietro
Laura: This necklace
Rebekah: This dress with a note pinned to it: Nejkrásnější ženě ve městě, šaty doufám, že se v ní bude cítit tak nádherně, jak už ji znám.
Izzy: This jacket
Steve R: A bottle of this whisky
Peter III: A bottle of this vodka
(( To the most beautiful woman in the city, a dress I hope will make her feel as gorgeous as I already know she is. ))
Gifts from Derek
Izzy: This "pack" necklace
Laura: This "pack" necklace
May: This gift basket
Remus: This "pack" necklace
Veronica: This gift basket
He's not great at gift-giving, but he tries, so there's that?
Gifts from Darcy
Eddie K: A 12-month package of massages at a local spa.
Eddie M: A Vintage Fender 1966 Mustang Solid Body Electric Guitar
May: A manila envelope with Moms Weekend scrawled in neat script across the front. Inside, a note from Darcy explaining that the weekend can take place whenever and wherever they want and includes a sample packet from a local travel agency with placeholder boarding passes, hotel brochures, meal and drink vouchers, and spa brochures. Darcy's note:
May,
You might not be a biological mom, but you're a mom all the same and moms need to pamper themselves once in a while. I was able to finagle a deal with Eddie, Stan and Chrissy for a long weekend. I can make it work whenever. We can pick anywhere in the world, with any spa package. My travel agent will get us a good deal, my treat (and don't fucking argue, either, I don't want to hear it; you're going), all you have to pay for is a passport if you don't have one already. I'm thinking Fiji, personally, but I'm flexible. Pick the time and the place and let's have a girls' weekend.
Love you bitch,
~♥~ Darce
Olivia: A subscription to Lovevery
Prim: A cat tree for her kitty and a $500 Visa gift card since she realized belatedly that she doesn't really know this Prim's fashion sense.
Stan: ...Stan can't open most of his gifts in front of the kids. But he can open a gift bag with a bottle of Sojourn Cellars Oakville Cabernet Sauvignon 2019 and a mirror selfie of Darcy wearing this set of PJs with a sticky note covering it (he can lift it to peek but the kids are less likely to accidentally see this way) telling him he can "unwrap the rest after the kids go to bed ;)"
Gifts from Eddie
Darcy & the twins: A gift basket containing these wine bottles, water crackers, and cheese curds; three puzzles and a Lego set for Conner; and a toy electric guitar set for Clark (sorry Darce and Stan)
Eddie M: A set of personalized guitar picks (they say his name on them, NOT "Love Always" lmfao), and $75 gift card to Guitar Center with a note that says I wanted to get you some new strings, but I had no idea what I should be looking for and I took pity on the poor guy that was trying to help my dumb ass and just went for the gift card so you can get the right ones on your own. Sorry man, I tried! Merry Christmas. -Eds
Laura: A bump box subscription for 12 months, this mug, this gift box, this necklace, and a coupon book of vouchers for bi-monthly full body massages that start as regular Swedish massages and switch to pregnancy massages the further you flip through the book.
Olivia: Let's be real, he went overboard and I'm not gonna make a list. Lots of clothes, age-appropriate toys, bath toys, etc.
Prim: This tea chest, this cold brew tea bottle, and this tea kettle
Sally: This poly-heart bracelet and this mug
Stan: for each of the first six days of Hanukkah, he'll get one of these bottles of wine, for the seventh day, this gift box of craft beer, and on the eighth day, This mug
Gifts from Stan
Eddie K - Beer gift basket delivered in pieces over the course of Hannukah & 2 photos in nice frames of Olivia one with Santa and the other of her looking up at the Menorah with fascination on Christmas signed from Olivia
Lydia - A spa gift certificate & additional one for manis/pedis & a gift basket
Chrissy & Eddie - Giftcards & giftbaskets (cozy one with blanket and relaxation stuff in it for Chrissy & a treat/snack basket for Eddie), from Olivia & the twins on the tag.
Gifts from Laura
Izzy - This mug, lacrosse pads (good ones), boots, clothes (she knows better than to get you an outright gift card Izzy), & a new lacrosse bag for her equipment. (Hawk got a similar sort of haul catered to him)
The Pack (Hawk, Izzy, Derek, Remus, Hermione, Eddie) - All invited over for a big dinner. The werewolves in the pack all get nice, comfy sweaters too. Everyone but Derek, Eddie, & Izzy get a candle but instead of we're having a baby it says pack baby incoming with estimated due date.
Eddie - A couple of books for first time dads (ones she knows he hasn't already gotten), the dad bump box gift redeemable at his point of choosing, this mug but it says future above DILF, a keychain because he's part of the pack, and a digital picture frame with a picture of the pregnancy test & them with a little note about adding the rest of the journey to it as they go.
Lydia - Mani/Pedi gift certificate, yes you get a sweater too but it's a cute one, nail polish set, several candles, and this mug w/ her name and a little note inside basically telling Lydia that's if she wants (clearly despite the fact that they haven't talked AS much in a while).
Caleb - Giftcard to pick out a couple of videogames, yes you get a pack sweater too (even if you've got your own thing going on and y'all haven't talked as much), and this coffee smelling candle with expected due date at bottom.
Pietro - A nice sweater without holes cause buddy you need it, a charcuterie gift basket, and a nice coffee candle.
Remus - Chocolate gift basket, a stack of books (recommendations from Laura clearly), and a tea mug.
Hermione - Stack of books (recommendations), 3 comfy but cute outfits, a tea mug